Meet the Swingin’ Goose. The loudest passenger in the car, and somehow also the most aerodynamic.
This feathery menace dangles from your rearview mirror, swinging into corners like it’s got something to prove. It's the ultimate chaos energy for your cabin. No vibes, just honks.
🪝 Hangs from your mirror 🪶 Flaps about wildly mid-corner 🦆 Brings maximum distraction and zero remorse
Whether you’re lane splitting in peak-hour traffic or lining up for a Macca’s run, the Goose rides shotgun — always watching, always judging. Probably honking.
This ain’t your grandma’s air freshener. This is the Swingin’ Goose.
Warning: May increase reckless laughter and spontaneous quacking.
